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Scottish immigrants
Two Pakistani men immigrate to Scotland, and agree to meet two years
later to see who has become the most Scottish. Two years pass.
They meet and the first one says "I have a Scotland football jersey,
I drink Scotch whisky and eat haggis every week, I've joined a pipe
band, I own a Scottie dog, I wear a kilt everywhere, I salmon fish
and I play golf ......... That's how Scottish I am. How Scottish
have you become?"
The second one replies, "AWAY TAE FU*K YA PAKI B@STARD!"
later to see who has become the most Scottish. Two years pass.
They meet and the first one says "I have a Scotland football jersey,
I drink Scotch whisky and eat haggis every week, I've joined a pipe
band, I own a Scottie dog, I wear a kilt everywhere, I salmon fish
and I play golf ......... That's how Scottish I am. How Scottish
have you become?"
The second one replies, "AWAY TAE FU*K YA PAKI B@STARD!"