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For those NOT doing Valentines day this year.....

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  • For those NOT doing Valentines day this year.....

    THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYMEWITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:-

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss ....But I only slept with you, because I was $$$$ed!

    I thought that I could love no other ....until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sEmpty and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace.If only you could hide your face.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.This describes everything you are not.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace .....But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ....Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife ...Marrying you really screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming ....That's why I always wake up screaming.

    My love, you take my breath away ....What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell .....Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

    What inspired this amorous rhyme? .....Two parts vodka, one part lime.

    You've got class, you've got style, a gorgeous ass and a sexy smile, your voice could wake a heart from slumber.. oh f*ck I'm sorry, Ive got the wrong number
    Linda

    www.4x4toys.co.uk

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    haha - I think that just made my day LOL
    Live like ur gonna die, because ur gonna

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    • #3
      LoL!!!!!!!

      Me too
      Regards to you both Philip
      Still Searching,
      Dick Whittington

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