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    >A typical English 20 something, having split from his latest girlfriend,
    > >decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and
    > >proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He
    > >found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing,
    only
    > >bananas and coconuts.
    > >
    > >After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most
    > >gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he
    > >asks,
    > >"Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
    > >
    > >She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here
    when
    > >my cruise ship sank."
    > >
    > >"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up
    with
    > >you."
    > >
    > >"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw
    material
    > >I
    > >found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I
    wove
    > >the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a
    > >Eucalyptus tree."
    > >
    > >"But, where did you get the tools?"
    > >
    > >"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the
    > >island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I
    > >fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile
    iron.
    > >I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware."
    > >
    > >The guy is stunned.
    > >
    > >"Let's row over to my place," she says.
    > >
    > >After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As
    the
    > >man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone
    > >walk
    > >leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the
    woman
    > >ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only
    > >stare
    > >ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's
    > >not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?"
    > >
    > >"No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another
    drop
    > >of coconut juice."
    > >
    > >"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you
    > >like a Pina Colada?"
    > >
    > >Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit
    down
    > >on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman
    > >announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you
    > >like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the
    bathroom
    > >cabinet." No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom.
    > >There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two
    > >shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a
    > >swivel mechanism.
    > >
    > >"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"
    > >
    > >When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically
    > >positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit
    > >down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer
    to
    > >him, "We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's
    > >something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've
    > >been longing for?" She stares into his eyes ..
    > >
    > >He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean . . " he swallows excitedly
    > >and tears start to form in his eyes..
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >.
    > >(Keep going)
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    > >"Don't tell me you've got Sky Sports as well
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