Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

[Woodzie]

Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

[Ballibeg]

Some research on what a booger is has revealed the following...

"Booger
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

* A Bigfoot-type cryptid of the southern U.S. variety, e.g., the Fouke Monster
* A character from Revenge of the Nerds
* Boogers (game), from the ImagiNation Network
* Mike Shaw, a professional wrestler who once used the moniker Bastian Booger
* Anthony McFarland, a defensive lineman for the Indianapolis Colts nicknamed Booger"

So what was she doing with either a bigfoot, a game or a lineman on her finger????



Dave

[Woodzie]

Some research on what a booger is has revealed the following...

"Booger
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

* A Bigfoot-type cryptid of the southern U.S. variety, e.g., the Fouke Monster
* A character from Revenge of the Nerds
* Boogers (game), from the ImagiNation Network
* Mike Shaw, a professional wrestler who once used the moniker Bastian Booger
* Anthony McFarland, a defensive lineman for the Indianapolis Colts nicknamed Booger"

So what was she doing with either a bigfoot, a game or a lineman on her finger????



Dave

OR american slang for a bogey

[Ballibeg]

Now its a good joke!

Dave