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>>A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Dundee with
>>her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
>>entrance.
>>
>>The door greeter says, "Good Morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children
>>you've got there - are they twins?"
>>The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they
>>$$$$$$ aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
>>hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya
>>dickead?"
>>
>>"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would
>>shag you twice!"
>>her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
>>entrance.
>>
>>The door greeter says, "Good Morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children
>>you've got there - are they twins?"
>>The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they
>>$$$$$$ aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
>>hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya
>>dickead?"
>>
>>"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would
>>shag you twice!"