Just had this sent to me and had to share it.
> > For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to
> > > remember the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a
> > > little Lost on you ... but it must have been a great episode to
watch!
> > >
> > > Almost too ridiculous to believe ... This is taken from an original
> > > Rainbow script and there's no way this could have been done by
accident.
> > > Innuendo all the way.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana ...
> > >
> > > Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four"
> > >
> > > George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
> > >
> > > Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
> > >
> > > We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
> > >
> > > Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
> > >
> > > Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
> > >
> > > Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got
it
> > > in"
> > >
> > > Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and
> > > Peg kit.
> > >
> > > Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
> > >
> > > George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,
> > >
> > > Bungle." Geoffrey (to camera) "Hello everyone, today we are talking
> > > about playing"
> > >
> > > Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
> > >
> > > Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
> > > play with?"
> > > George: "Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
> > > play with our friend's balls today?
> > >
> > > Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
> > >
> > > Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
> > >
> > > Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
> > >
> > > Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument.
> > >
> > > Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
> > >
> > > Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."
> > >
> > > George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
> > >
> > > Zippy: "Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
> > >
> > > Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
> > >
> > > Bungle: (excited) "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our
twangers
> > > couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get
their
> > > instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
> > >
> > > Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
> > >
> > > Freddy: "We could hear you all banging away"
> > >
> > > Rod: "Banging can be fun."
> > >
> > > Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
> > > Freddy."
> > >
> > > Freddy: ( looking sad ) "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
> > >
> > > Rod: (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
away?"
> > >
> > >
> > > Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
> > > like to play with my Maracas?
> > >
> > > Zippy; "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
> > >
> > > George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
> > >
> > > Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
> > >
> > > George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
> > > play with it."
> > >
> > > Geoffrey: (to viewers) "Well, have you got your twangers out? And
> > > remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't
> > > got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play
the
> > > plucking song."
> > >
> > > Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to Pluck
all
> > > day."
> > For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to
> > > remember the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a
> > > little Lost on you ... but it must have been a great episode to
watch!
> > >
> > > Almost too ridiculous to believe ... This is taken from an original
> > > Rainbow script and there's no way this could have been done by
accident.
> > > Innuendo all the way.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana ...
> > >
> > > Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four"
> > >
> > > George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
> > >
> > > Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
> > >
> > > We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
> > >
> > > Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
> > >
> > > Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
> > >
> > > Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got
it
> > > in"
> > >
> > > Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and
> > > Peg kit.
> > >
> > > Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
> > >
> > > George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,
> > >
> > > Bungle." Geoffrey (to camera) "Hello everyone, today we are talking
> > > about playing"
> > >
> > > Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
> > >
> > > Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
> > > play with?"
> > > George: "Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
> > > play with our friend's balls today?
> > >
> > > Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
> > >
> > > Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
> > >
> > > Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
> > >
> > > Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument.
> > >
> > > Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
> > >
> > > Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."
> > >
> > > George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
> > >
> > > Zippy: "Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
> > >
> > > Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
> > >
> > > Bungle: (excited) "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our
twangers
> > > couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get
their
> > > instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
> > >
> > > Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
> > >
> > > Freddy: "We could hear you all banging away"
> > >
> > > Rod: "Banging can be fun."
> > >
> > > Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
> > > Freddy."
> > >
> > > Freddy: ( looking sad ) "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
> > >
> > > Rod: (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
away?"
> > >
> > >
> > > Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
> > > like to play with my Maracas?
> > >
> > > Zippy; "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
> > >
> > > George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
> > >
> > > Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
> > >
> > > George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
> > > play with it."
> > >
> > > Geoffrey: (to viewers) "Well, have you got your twangers out? And
> > > remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't
> > > got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play
the
> > > plucking song."
> > >
> > > Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to Pluck
all
> > > day."