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A woman walks into a lawyer's office seeking to divorce her husband.
The lawyer asks if she has grounds and she says, "Oh, yes. We have a nice front yard and a beautifully landscaped back yard too."
"No, no, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?" "Oh, yes, and it's a big one. Two cars fit into it very easily."
The lawyer is starting to get frustrated and says, "Does your husband beat you up?" "He sure does," says the wife, "he gets up before I do everyday and fixes breakfast."
"Good Lord, why in the world do you want to divorce him?"
"I think we have a serious communication problem," she answers.
The lawyer asks if she has grounds and she says, "Oh, yes. We have a nice front yard and a beautifully landscaped back yard too."
"No, no, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?" "Oh, yes, and it's a big one. Two cars fit into it very easily."
The lawyer is starting to get frustrated and says, "Does your husband beat you up?" "He sure does," says the wife, "he gets up before I do everyday and fixes breakfast."
"Good Lord, why in the world do you want to divorce him?"
"I think we have a serious communication problem," she answers.