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a super duper fat guy who's too desperate to lose weight came in a sauna with two doors.
1st door, loose 5 pounds in 2 hours for $50
2nd door, loose 20 pounds in 4 hours for $100
"i think i'll be trying out the first door perhaps... that if i am not satisfied, i only lost $50..."
when he entered the door, a woman in thongs (a halle berry look alike) greeted him... "if you catch me in 2 hours, i'll make love with you tonight"...
since he was too fat and can not run fast, after two hours, he didn't catch the gurl... but he lost 5 pounds and paid $50 for it..
the next day, the man think of TACTICS how he could catch the gurl.
he came again into the sauna and decided to take the 2nd door instead...
"if a halle berry look-a-like was in the first room, perhaps the second one is better for I'll pay $100 for it."
when he entered the 2nd door, hurriedly, he took off his clothes and has already tactics in his mind on how to catch his prey....
when the cubicle opened.... a 6 foot AFRICAN GORILLA came out with a posted sign on its chest, "I AM LOOKING FOR A MATE and HAVEN'T MATED FOR LONG...IF I CATCH YOU I'LL MAKE LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT AWAY".
1st door, loose 5 pounds in 2 hours for $50
2nd door, loose 20 pounds in 4 hours for $100
"i think i'll be trying out the first door perhaps... that if i am not satisfied, i only lost $50..."
when he entered the door, a woman in thongs (a halle berry look alike) greeted him... "if you catch me in 2 hours, i'll make love with you tonight"...
since he was too fat and can not run fast, after two hours, he didn't catch the gurl... but he lost 5 pounds and paid $50 for it..
the next day, the man think of TACTICS how he could catch the gurl.
he came again into the sauna and decided to take the 2nd door instead...
"if a halle berry look-a-like was in the first room, perhaps the second one is better for I'll pay $100 for it."
when he entered the 2nd door, hurriedly, he took off his clothes and has already tactics in his mind on how to catch his prey....
when the cubicle opened.... a 6 foot AFRICAN GORILLA came out with a posted sign on its chest, "I AM LOOKING FOR A MATE and HAVEN'T MATED FOR LONG...IF I CATCH YOU I'LL MAKE LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT AWAY".