et joke

[LURCH]

whats the difference between a muslim and et












et looked better
smelt better
learnt english
didnt claim benefits
had his own bike
and wanted to GO HOME

[Woodzie]

Wanted to go home to escape you

[LURCH]

na it was your hair that scared him off.

[Woodzie]

na it was your hair that scared him off.

At least i have hair...................When you due for your next waxing

[LURCH]

soon, less weight to get out of mud

[Woodzie]

soon, less weight to get out of mud

Don't you mean less allover friction

[da SLUG man]

what's ET short for??


cos he's only got little legs!!





oh, and he didn't have his own bike!!... he sat in the crate on elliotts bike!