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Paddy and murphy were sat watching the footy one night
paddy says, "murphy go upstairs and get me slippers for me will yer"
"ok" says murphy, as he goes upstairs he sees paddys two, 21 year old daughters in their bedroom so murphy walks in and says.
"yer dad has just asked me to come up here and $hag the living daylights outta the both of yer".
"no he hasn't" say the girls
"yes he has" says murphy "listen and i'll ask him"
murphy goes to the top off the stairs and shouts to paddy,"was it just the one paddy" to which paddy shouts back.
"whats the use in fecking one murphy"
paddy says, "murphy go upstairs and get me slippers for me will yer"
"ok" says murphy, as he goes upstairs he sees paddys two, 21 year old daughters in their bedroom so murphy walks in and says.
"yer dad has just asked me to come up here and $hag the living daylights outta the both of yer".
"no he hasn't" say the girls
"yes he has" says murphy "listen and i'll ask him"
murphy goes to the top off the stairs and shouts to paddy,"was it just the one paddy" to which paddy shouts back.
"whats the use in fecking one murphy"