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I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two
cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you
going?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be
rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick poo..How
about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to
call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering
everything I say."
cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you
going?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be
rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick poo..How
about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to
call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering
everything I say."
ROFLMAO 
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