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Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night.
She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly, Madame," he replied.
Mary asked, "Is the restaurant still open?"
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from the menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and looked it over. "I would like cauliflower cheese, please," said Mary.
"Certainly, Madame," he replied.
Mary then asked, "And may I have breakfast in bed?"
The receptionist nodded and smiled.
"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs," Mary said.
After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully, and the next morning, Mary came down early to check out.
The receptionist asked Mary, "Did you sleep well?"
Mary replied, "Yes, thank you."
The receptionist then asked, "Was the food to your liking?"
Mary replied, "Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was great. I don't think I've ever had better! Shame about the eggs, though. They really weren't that nice at all."
The receptionist replied, "Perhaps you could contribute your thoughts to our guest comments book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion."
"OK, I will," said Mary, who then checked out, paused awhile, then scribbled a comment into the book.
Waving, she left to continue her journey. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see what Mary had written.
She wrote: "Supercauliflowercheesebuteggs werequiteatrocious!"
She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly, Madame," he replied.
Mary asked, "Is the restaurant still open?"
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from the menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and looked it over. "I would like cauliflower cheese, please," said Mary.
"Certainly, Madame," he replied.
Mary then asked, "And may I have breakfast in bed?"
The receptionist nodded and smiled.
"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs," Mary said.
After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully, and the next morning, Mary came down early to check out.
The receptionist asked Mary, "Did you sleep well?"
Mary replied, "Yes, thank you."
The receptionist then asked, "Was the food to your liking?"
Mary replied, "Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was great. I don't think I've ever had better! Shame about the eggs, though. They really weren't that nice at all."
The receptionist replied, "Perhaps you could contribute your thoughts to our guest comments book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion."
"OK, I will," said Mary, who then checked out, paused awhile, then scribbled a comment into the book.
Waving, she left to continue her journey. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see what Mary had written.
She wrote: "Supercauliflowercheesebuteggs werequiteatrocious!"
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