Won the Lottery

[Gizmo]

husband comes staggering through the door smelling of booze and says to the wife, 'I won 10,000,000 on the lottery, so pack your bags'

wife questions the guy, 'and what am i to pack for, a break in the sun or the snow'

guy replies 'you dont get it, we're not going on holiday now go and pack your bags'

[Bogus]

Reminds me of the Yorkshireman who says to his wife,

Get Your coat on chuck Im off t pub
OOH and youre taking me with you, how nice, she says

Nooo but Im putting the heating off