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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in
fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some
sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling
him about where he got it.
He told them to $$$$ off and let him get some sleep, but they
persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited
bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went across a river and into a huge
forest.
Finally he slowed down and all other bats excitedly milled around
him, tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good for you!" said the first bat, "Because I f*cking didn't!"
fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some
sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling
him about where he got it.
He told them to $$$$ off and let him get some sleep, but they
persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited
bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went across a river and into a huge
forest.
Finally he slowed down and all other bats excitedly milled around
him, tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good for you!" said the first bat, "Because I f*cking didn't!"
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