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>ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
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> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst
out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested.
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>The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20
years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well
your Honor, it was like this:
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>When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint
Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a
sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I
had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that
said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
prevented this Accident".. I just lost it."
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> "CASE DISMISSED!!"
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> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst
out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested.
>
>
>The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20
years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well
your Honor, it was like this:
>
>
>When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint
Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a
sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I
had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that
said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
prevented this Accident".. I just lost it."
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>
> "CASE DISMISSED!!"