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    >ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
    >
    > A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
    opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
    seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
    The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst
    out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man
    arrested.
    >
    >
    >The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20
    years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well
    your Honor, it was like this:
    >
    >
    >When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
    condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint
    Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a
    sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I
    had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that
    said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
    contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
    and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
    prevented this Accident".. I just lost it."
    >
    >
    > "CASE DISMISSED!!"
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