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All the kids were in the classroom when the teacher came back from lunch.
Right children, this afternoon we are going to concentrate on collectives.
Who would like to start us off? None of the kids were sure what collectives were so the teacher explained,
A collective is a group name such as as "A herd of Cows". said the teacher.
Now that the kids knew what she meant all of them shot their hands in the air.
Miss Miss shouted Jenny, " A gaggle of Geese Miss".
Very good said teacher
Miss Miss Shouted Brian " A murder of Crows miss.
Very Very good said teacher.
Miss Miss shouted Angela " A Pod Of Whales Miss".
Very good said the teacher.
Then she noticed Little Johnny with his hand in the air shouting "Miss Miss Ive got two miss Ive got two".
The teacher thought for a miniute and then said with a wary sigh in her voice "go on then Johnny".
And Johnny said.
"A dose of crabs and a shower of b@st@rds MISSSSSSSS".
Right children, this afternoon we are going to concentrate on collectives.
Who would like to start us off? None of the kids were sure what collectives were so the teacher explained,
A collective is a group name such as as "A herd of Cows". said the teacher.
Now that the kids knew what she meant all of them shot their hands in the air.
Miss Miss shouted Jenny, " A gaggle of Geese Miss".
Very good said teacher
Miss Miss Shouted Brian " A murder of Crows miss.
Very Very good said teacher.
Miss Miss shouted Angela " A Pod Of Whales Miss".
Very good said the teacher.
Then she noticed Little Johnny with his hand in the air shouting "Miss Miss Ive got two miss Ive got two".
The teacher thought for a miniute and then said with a wary sigh in her voice "go on then Johnny".
And Johnny said.
"A dose of crabs and a shower of b@st@rds MISSSSSSSS".
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