Pmt (pms)

[BUSHWHACKER]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!


DANGEROUS:
What's for dinner?
Are you wearing that?
What are you so worked up about?
Should you be eating that?
What did you DO all day?

SAFER:
Can I help you with dinner?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Could we be overreacting?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST:
Where would you like to go for dinner?
WOW! Look at you!
Here's my paycheck.
Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some chocolate.
Here, have some chocolate
Here, have some chocolate.
Here, have some chocolate.
Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mi d Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. $$$$y Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite ...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

[Hip_o_crit>>IoW<<]

ooooohhhh eck!!! I'm in the DANGEROUS section
Thanks for the info mate I might get through this month in one piece

[logey79]

what do you mean, a few days in the month?????