An elderly hard of hearing gent went to the docs and as he walked up to the receptionist she said "Hello, what do you want to see the doctor about?".
Now as elderly hard of hearing gents are prone to do he replied quite loudly "it's about my penis"
The shocked receptionist said "you can't say things like that, you'll embarass everybody. Why dont you just say its your ear?"
"Oh, ok" he says.
He goes out and re-enters.
"Hello what would you like to see the doctor about?"
"Its my ears " he says.
"Well whats wrong with them then?" says the receptionist.
"I can't **** out of them!" replies the gent
Now as elderly hard of hearing gents are prone to do he replied quite loudly "it's about my penis"
The shocked receptionist said "you can't say things like that, you'll embarass everybody. Why dont you just say its your ear?"
"Oh, ok" he says.
He goes out and re-enters.
"Hello what would you like to see the doctor about?"
"Its my ears " he says.
"Well whats wrong with them then?" says the receptionist.
"I can't **** out of them!" replies the gent