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Observations on Jerry Springer 
1. There is a whole sheeple herd mentality that just cracks me up.
2. If you are a 300lb female the clothes are comming off.
3. If you are sleeping with a man for over a year it's a good chance he is a woman.
4. # of teeth matches your IQ.
5. Ring the bell there will be a fight.
6. If you are on Springer your relationship is not perfect. Yes your girlfriend is sleeping with your mom.
7. Mullets
8. If youre 70 and toothless you still can have threesoms with strippers.
9. If you have a male roomate there is a good chance that your boyfriend is sleeping with him.
My final thought;
If the trailer is a rocken your getting your sister pregnant.
1. There is a whole sheeple herd mentality that just cracks me up.
2. If you are a 300lb female the clothes are comming off.
3. If you are sleeping with a man for over a year it's a good chance he is a woman.
4. # of teeth matches your IQ.
5. Ring the bell there will be a fight.
6. If you are on Springer your relationship is not perfect. Yes your girlfriend is sleeping with your mom.
7. Mullets
8. If youre 70 and toothless you still can have threesoms with strippers.
9. If you have a male roomate there is a good chance that your boyfriend is sleeping with him.
My final thought;
If the trailer is a rocken your getting your sister pregnant.