Try it Sat if your very very brave

[yoshie]

An Australian is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?" "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'' The Aussie smirks, taps his watch and says, "$$$$$$ thing's running
about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?"

[phoebelala]

An Australian is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?" "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'' The Aussie smirks, taps his watch and says, "$$$$$$ thing's running
about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?"

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