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  • Are the public that stupid?

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are
    some actual label instructions on consumer goods:


    On Sears hair dryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.

    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.!! ????

    Some Swanson frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
    Fits one head.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
    Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating

    On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body

    On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
    Do not drive car or operate machinery

    On Nytol (a sleep aid):
    Warning: may cause drowsiness

    On a Korean-made kitchen knife:

    Warning keep out of children
    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:

    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a Japanese-made food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use

    On Sainsbury's Peanuts
    Warning: contains nuts

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    On a Swedish-made chain saw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
    Back in the world of Surfdom

  • #2
    Why is this in the joke section?


    On a blister pack of Peppered Mackeral fillets:
    Allergy advice. Contains fish.

    On Aunt Bessies Roast Potatos under picture:
    Serving suggestion. (Are they afraid someone will think there is a whole $$$$ing roast dinner in there?).

    On a bag of carrots:
    Suitable for vegetarians.
    It's only a hobby!

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    • #3
      on a childs superman outfit "Warning does not enable you to fly!"
      on an electric tool "Warning, dangerous warning inside!"
      on a packet of raisins "why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?"
      Tim
      Break It,Fix It,Repeat,Break It,Fix It,Repeat

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      • #4
        Originally posted by kitesurf_phil
        Why is this in the joke section?
        .[/i]
        COS WE HAVEN'T GOT A PUBLIC SERVICE SECTION!!!
        Back in the world of Surfdom

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        • #5
          On a pack of Tesco scotch bonnet chillies. "Irritant. Wear gloves and eye protection when handling."
          It's only a hobby!

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