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    THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
    Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
    GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
    The radio went silent and the interview ended.

  • #2
    Roflmao!
    Peter

    I am not a number. I am a FREE MAN!

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    • #3
      That Lady could have been Jeremy Vine
      Parts of your engine go up, stop then go back! Mm!

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      • #4
        excellent lmao

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        • #5
          bahahahaha thats brilliant!!!

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          • #6
            cheered up my monday morning..

            thanks

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Granville View Post
              Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
              This is why he is the General.
              Surf if you got a wave. Wave if you got a Surf.™

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TJG View Post
                That Lady could have been Jeremy Vine


                Except Vine wouldn't have stopped talking bollox ...


                Life is too important to take seriously !

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