O Bum!!!

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An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
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> > > "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".So
the
> > > doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
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> > > Incredible" he says, "there is a $20 note lodged up here."Tentatively
he
> > > eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a $10 note appears.
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> > > "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
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> > > Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
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> > > The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
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> > > another and another, etc....
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> > > Finally the last note comes out and no more appear
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> > > "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat"s moch batter, how moch is dare den?"
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> > > The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "$1,990 exactly."
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> > > Ah, dat'd be roit, says the Irishman
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> > > ( Wait for it............)
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> > > (Down further!).....
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> > > I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
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