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A middle-aged man has a heart attack and is rushed to hospital. While on the operating table he has a near-death experience. Seeing God, he asks if this is it. God says, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."
Upon recovery, the man decides to stay in hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. He even has someone come in and dye his hair. Since he has so much more time, he figures he should make the most of it.
After the last operation he leaves the hospital and is immediately knocked down and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in heaven, he demands furiously of God, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?"
"I didn't recognise you," answers God.
Upon recovery, the man decides to stay in hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. He even has someone come in and dye his hair. Since he has so much more time, he figures he should make the most of it.
After the last operation he leaves the hospital and is immediately knocked down and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in heaven, he demands furiously of God, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?"
"I didn't recognise you," answers God.