'armless joke!

[devon blue]

A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach.

Hes approached by 3 stunning ladies who take pit on him.

the 1st woman asks, 'Have you ever been hugged?'

'No', replies the man...so the lady hugs him

the 2nd woman asks, 'Have you ever been kissed?'

'No' replies the man, so she bends over and kisses him

the 3rd woman asks, 'Have you ever been fu**ed?'

'No' replies the man as his eyes light up

'Well you are now, the tides coming in!'

[sparkyaj]

lol, tight but very good!!!

[devon blue]

lol, tight but very good!!!

Hey buddy, us South Devon lads have to stick together.

Have to tried the off road thingy at Trago Mills yet, I have only just been told about it, whats your opinion?

[Gizmo]

try looking through previous jokes...