IT CAN PAY TO BE AN ALCOHOLIC hic!

[Dunno]

If you had bought £1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth £49.00.

With Enron, you would have £16.50 of the original £1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than £5.00 left.

If you had bought £1,000.00 worth of Stella one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the bottles for a 5p deposit, you would now have £107.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

[da SLUG man]

where do you buy your cheap stella? 47p a can??

and who gives 5p per can?... i struggle to get a penny nowadays!

[ecosurf]

where do you buy your cheap stella? 47p a can??

and who gives 5p per can?... i struggle to get a penny nowadays!

I think they missed out the bit whereby you have to smash a empty Stella bottle, and go and mug someone for just over £100.