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A Christmas Story
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones,
Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped
the fence and had gone, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the
toy bag fell to the ground and
scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to
drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it
broke into hundreds of little pieces all
over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of
the broom. Just then the doorbell rang,
and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was
a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it
a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it?"
And, so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
Merry Christmas.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones,
Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped
the fence and had gone, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the
toy bag fell to the ground and
scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to
drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it
broke into hundreds of little pieces all
over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of
the broom. Just then the doorbell rang,
and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was
a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it
a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it?"
And, so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
Merry Christmas.