airplane

[IIIrd]

>A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport.
>The pilot comes on the intercom;
>"This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to
>thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in
>Tampa Bay".
>
>He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his
>conversation from the cockpit.
>
>The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got
>planned while we're in Tampa?"
>
>"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take
>a big dump....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits
>out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my
>room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."
>
>Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
>begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new
>stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
>
>Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
>She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn
>the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
>bag and down she goes.
>
>The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry dear.... He's gotta
>take a sh1t first."