A woman goes to the doctors and explains her problem to him.
“I keep doing huge great long farts, sometimes as long as 20 seconds. I can feel them leaving me but they don’t make a sound and they don’t smell of anything.”
After a couple of minutes pondering, the doctor gives her a bottle of pills to take and asks her to come back in a week.
She came back a week later and said
“Oh doctor, it is so bad, now they smell of the most awful rotten eggs but they are still silent.”
“Right then” said the doctor
“We seem to of sorted out your sinuses, now we need to do something about your hearing.”
“I keep doing huge great long farts, sometimes as long as 20 seconds. I can feel them leaving me but they don’t make a sound and they don’t smell of anything.”
After a couple of minutes pondering, the doctor gives her a bottle of pills to take and asks her to come back in a week.
She came back a week later and said
“Oh doctor, it is so bad, now they smell of the most awful rotten eggs but they are still silent.”
“Right then” said the doctor
“We seem to of sorted out your sinuses, now we need to do something about your hearing.”