Its in the blood.

[DaveB]

A little kid is given a lift home from school by the parents of a friend in their landrover discovery.
Suddeny the kid yells, "If my daddy was a bull and my mum a cow,I'd be a calf".
"Jesus" thought the driver.
"If my dad was a bull elephant and my mum a cow elephant, I'd be a baby elephant".
The driver is not impressed and after five more animals he's had it.
"if your dad was a drunk and your mum a prostitute, what would that make you then smart arse?" says the driver.
The kid just grins and says "a landrover discovery driver! "

[valarius]

how true !!