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Three guys were playing golf with a stranger who played so well they asked him to come and play next Sunday.
"OK but I may be ten minutes late" Says he.
At the precise time he turns up, plays a blinding game, left handed, and as he goes to leave they ask him to play again next week.
"OK but I may be ten minutes late" Says he.
At the precise time he turns up, plays a blinding game, right handed, and as he goes to leave they ask him to play again next week.
"OK but I may be ten minutes late" Says he.
"But you said that last week, you came in played a game left handed, beat the crap out of us and then did the same thing but right handed this week. Whats going on?"
"Well" he says "if my wife is lying on her left side when I wake, I play left handed, if in the right, right handed."
"Yeh, but where does the ten minutes come into it?"
"thats in case she s on her back when I wake up!"
"OK but I may be ten minutes late" Says he.
At the precise time he turns up, plays a blinding game, left handed, and as he goes to leave they ask him to play again next week.
"OK but I may be ten minutes late" Says he.
At the precise time he turns up, plays a blinding game, right handed, and as he goes to leave they ask him to play again next week.
"OK but I may be ten minutes late" Says he.
"But you said that last week, you came in played a game left handed, beat the crap out of us and then did the same thing but right handed this week. Whats going on?"
"Well" he says "if my wife is lying on her left side when I wake, I play left handed, if in the right, right handed."
"Yeh, but where does the ten minutes come into it?"
"thats in case she s on her back when I wake up!"