What's . .

[kitesurf_phil]

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head?




















Doug

[dave.j.robbo]

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head?




















Doug

What do you call him once he's had the spade surgically removed??

















Douglas!!

[marticogo]

what do you call a girl who sleeps outside in on a hill in scotland?



























....................heather

















Douglas!![/QUOTE]

[Hawaii]

just a few more

man with a car on his head- JACK
woman with a slate on her head - RUTH (roof)
asian man in a karoke bar - GERUPTO SINGH
man with a seagull on his head - CLIFF
blind bambi - NO IDEA
blind bambi not moving - STILL NO IDEA
blind dinosaur - DOYOUTHINKHESAWUS
russian man delivering soft drinks - DROPUSABOTTLEOFPOPOFF
russian man working in the nuclear power industry - CHERNOBYLDROPOFF


that's it - I'm done!!

ta

hawaii

[pilgrim fan]

What do ya call a man with a slice of meat on his head?





Ham-ead!





What do you call a man with two slices of meat on his head?





Mor-ham-ead






What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head stood between two buildings?





Mor-ham-ead Ali!!!

what do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head sitting on a washing machine?



shake mor-ham-ead

[stormforce]

what's the differance between inlaws and outlaws?






outlaws are wanted

[BUSHWHACKER]

what do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head sitting on a washing machine?



shake mor-ham-ead

All these people with different things on their heads.......do they get some sort of disability allowance?

[Woodzie]

Q.What do you call a man with no shin?

A.Tony