What's . .

[plodger]

Another 2 cows in a field.
First one says " MOOO "
The second says " BAAA"
First cow says " You're a cow, you're supposed to say MOOO "
Second cow says " I know, but I'm learning a foreign language!!"

[ChaosinDevon]

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur ....













































Lickalottapuss

[kitesurf_phil]

What's brown and rings like a bell?



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Dung!

[Predictable Bob]

What's got a hundred balls and f@cks rabbits ?
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A 12 bore shotgun

[dirtydog]

Whats the difference between a female and male snowman...?



Snoballs!

[TheWolfCub]

What do you call a Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head?





















Blenda!

[Hawaii]

What do you call a man who hangs his raincoat outside a cemetary?











wait for it


here it comes



MAX BYGRAVES


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hawaii

[Purpledoris]

Oh dear.

Paddy goes for a job in the stables. the owner says to hime:
" Now tell me Paddy, have you ever shoed a horse?"

"Ah Well now" Says Paddy " I never shoed a horse"

















"But I once told a donkey to feck off"

[kitesurf_phil]

Where did Caesar keep his armies?










Up his sleevies.

[Gizmo]

Heres more drivel....


Where do you find the andies?
At the end of your wristies


Whats yellow and white and goes hundred miles an hour?
Train Drivers egg sandwich

What goes haaa, haaa, plop? A golfer laughing his head off.


Man goes to his wife are my indicators working?
Yes, No, Yes she replies

[da SLUG man]

where's felixtowe?at the end of felix' foot!

[colinjw]

What's blue and smells like red paint?














Blue paint.

[fatfires]

What's blue and smells like red paint? but nicer?














Blue paint.

[TheWolfCub]

What do ya call a man with a slice of meat on his head?





Ham-ead!





What do you call a man with two slices of meat on his head?





Mor-ham-ead






What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head stood between two buildings?





Mor-ham-ead Ali!!!

[Jofin0]

What do ya call a man with a slice of meat on his head?





Ham-ead!





What do you call a man with two slices of meat on his head?





Mor-ham-ead






What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head stood between two buildings?





Mor-ham-ead Ali!!!

Wot do you call a man with two crashed cars on his head?















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