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What's orange and sounds like A Parrot ?
A Carrot
A Carrot
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Whats brown and sticky?
A Stick!Tim
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Whats Pink and Fluffy?
Pink Fluff!Tim
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What goes Mark, Mark?
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A dog with blocked sinuses.It's only a hobby!Comment
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whats brown smelly and comes out of cows backwards?
the isle of white ferry
i spelt cows wrong too..it's in me shed, mate.Comment
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int it red and white anymore?Originally posted by Chillittnee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!Comment
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its an old joke from before it was red and white...it's in me shed, mate.Comment
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back in the day, eh?...Originally posted by Chillitt
hehehe!!nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!Comment
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what succeeds?Originally posted by da SLUG man
a beakless budgieDid I mention I have a BLUE one
Tony
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Why did the Baker have smelly hands?
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Because he kneaded a poo.[IMG]http://www.slate8.com/hiluxstuff/hilux-sig.gif[/IMG]Comment
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Two parrots are sat on a perch. One says to the other, "Do you smell Fish?"[IMG]http://www.slate8.com/hiluxstuff/hilux-sig.gif[/IMG]Comment
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Ok, last one, I promise!
Darth Vader is talking to Luke Skywalker:
Darth: "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke"
Luke: "How farther, how?"
Darth: "I felt your presents"[IMG]http://www.slate8.com/hiluxstuff/hilux-sig.gif[/IMG]Comment
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two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other
'so, how do you drive this thing?'it's in me shed, mate.Comment
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?Comment
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2 cows in a field... one says "Moo"
other say's... "you git! i was gonna say that!"nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!Comment
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