Don't I Know you?

[Evz]

A bloke is in the checkout line at the Super Market when he notices
that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and
smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from,
so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I may be mistaken,
but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been
unfaithful, "Hell!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag
night that I sh**ged on the snooker table in front of all my mates
whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a
cucumber up my a**e.
"No", she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher".

[da SLUG man]

hahaha!!... that reminded me of the time i was in the pub, there was a stripper who was simulating bum sex with a local lad (cucumber sticking up his bum!!)


another dude came past and kicked her bum.... cucumber snapped!!!

this dude was in the loo for an hour crying cos it wouldn't come out!!

excellent!!

oh, how we laughed that night!