One for the lads this time

[30Surfer]

They say a woman is like a deck of cards -

You need a 'heart' to love one.
You need a 'diamond' to marry one.
You need a 'club' to batter one.
And you need a 'spade' to bury one.

[Tallyman]

Ah, so someone else was watching Jack Dee last night then!!!

[30Surfer]

Is that where that came from...nah I weren't watchin him I cannot stand him he really grips my 5h1t......I had a text message with that on....made me chuckle a bit...