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Two chavs were walking through a wood on the way to the off licence to get some diamond white.
One looks up at all the branches then says to the other, if a bird sh1t on your head what would you do?
To which he replied…
I'd pack the f**ker in.
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Americans!!!!!
A man and a woman are standing in a really long line at a hospital donation centre. Bored, the man decides to strike up a conversation.
“Long line, huh?” says the man. “What are you donating?”
“Blood,” the woman replies. “They pay 10 bucks a pint.”
“I’m donating my sperm,” says the man. “They pay $25 an ounce.”
A couple of weeks later, the man and woman meet again in the same line.
“Hi there,” says the man. “Donating some more blood?”
The woman shakes her head and mumbles, “Mmm-unnh-mmm!”
One looks up at all the branches then says to the other, if a bird sh1t on your head what would you do?
To which he replied…
I'd pack the f**ker in.
****************************** **
Americans!!!!!
A man and a woman are standing in a really long line at a hospital donation centre. Bored, the man decides to strike up a conversation.
“Long line, huh?” says the man. “What are you donating?”
“Blood,” the woman replies. “They pay 10 bucks a pint.”
“I’m donating my sperm,” says the man. “They pay $25 an ounce.”
A couple of weeks later, the man and woman meet again in the same line.
“Hi there,” says the man. “Donating some more blood?”
The woman shakes her head and mumbles, “Mmm-unnh-mmm!”
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