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    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:

    1) The woman buys the food.
    2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
    3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.

    Here comes the important part ...

    4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.


    5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
    6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

    Important again ..

    7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.


    8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
    9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    And most of all ....

    10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.

    11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
    And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
    pleasing some women!
    Dave

  • #2
    Brilliant!
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    • #3
      I wish that were true i have to fight the Australian **** on the TV she seems to think more about that than sitting in the garden enjoying the out doors. Im waiting for my Australian TV license i might get to watch some english programming for a change.
      Im not a gynacologist but ill have a look

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      • #4
        Top one man! Although i must say, i must be a lucky man,.........my woman never gives me the LOOK!

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        • #5
          not in this house - cant be assed with all that female twaddle - all you needs a bun and some ketchup for gawds sake

          I'm far too busy drinking wine to faff about. Fortunately my both my bro in laws like being chef so Tony and I get to relax and get drunk!!

          Linda

          www.4x4toys.co.uk

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          • #6
            Or get Danno round!
            There's a picture somewhere!!
            Gone from 4x4 to 1x2

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