Nearly p*ss*d myself laughing....

[laser_jock@work]

http://www.sprayonmud.com

Nevillef

[Slugsie]

OK, it's getting to the point where I can officially say 'I have seen everything'.

Just had a thought, maybe I should buy a can and start spraying some of the 'spotless' Rangies and Shoguns round here.

[Chillitt]

better off using one of these for that job

[poppy986]

to pay £7.95 to get it dirty???????
cost me £4.50 at the local jet wash to clean it?
IS IT ME???

[Jezware]

They must have a contract with BMW and Porsche. Buy an X5 or Cayenne and get a can free....

Gonna be Chelsea tractor heaven!

[kitesurf_phil]

better off using one of these for that job

Chain flail muck spreader. I've used one of those. Still got the scar on the back of my bonce to prove it.

[BUSHWHACKER]

[QUOTE=kitesurf_phil]Chain flail muck spreader.

Try saying that three times, fast!

[laser_jock@work]

Sorry Honey...think I over did the Spay-on-mud!



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Nevillef

[marky]

She obviously enjoys a DIRTY WEEKEND!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

"Excuse me, there seems to be a fault with your car wash"

[Chillitt]

stagecoach today withdrew their new emmisions controls after a dreadful mistake on refilling the system....

[The Kid]

1. Michael Jackson's next makeover?

2. This new beauty treatment doesn't seem to be working too well!

3. I heard Mud had reformed, but this is ridiculous!

4. Where there's muck there's (a) brass (with apologies if she belongs to anyone).

Alright, I know they're pathetic, but I'm bored.

Ken

[Newboy]

I know my Colgate whitening toothpaste will comes thru the test.....

[Newboy]

Hmmmm..... I think the new elephant laxative is working rather too well.....

[Chillitt]

Sorry Honey...think I over did the Spay-on-mud!



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Nevillef

BLIMEY! i thought being chased by a T-Rex was bad enough...