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Medical Negligence
A man went into a hospital and said, "I want to speak with an Irish accent."
"That's not a problem," replied the surgeon, "but we have to remove 25% of your brain to do this."
"That's OK," said the man, and signed the consent form. Later on the man woke up to see the surgeon standing over him.
"I'm really sorry," said the surgeon, "I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake. The forms were filled out incorrectly and we removed all BUT 25% of your brain",
The man thought about this for a while and replied.
"No worries mate, fair dinkum."
"That's not a problem," replied the surgeon, "but we have to remove 25% of your brain to do this."
"That's OK," said the man, and signed the consent form. Later on the man woke up to see the surgeon standing over him.
"I'm really sorry," said the surgeon, "I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake. The forms were filled out incorrectly and we removed all BUT 25% of your brain",
The man thought about this for a while and replied.
"No worries mate, fair dinkum."