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Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of
money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50
pence.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all". Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Seamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we
will be in ? We haven't got any money".
Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you
go on your knees and put it in your mouth".
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free.
At the tenth pub Seamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any
more o'this. I'm pi*ssed and me knees are killin' me!"
Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the
third pub."
money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50
pence.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all". Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Seamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we
will be in ? We haven't got any money".
Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you
go on your knees and put it in your mouth".
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free.
At the tenth pub Seamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any
more o'this. I'm pi*ssed and me knees are killin' me!"
Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the
third pub."