Frank's rifle

[Draig]

Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting.
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his
shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to
accept the latter alternative.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.


There was another tap on his shoulder.This time a huge grizzly bear stood
right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Frank,
That was my cousin, and you've got two choices.Either I maul you to death
or we have rough sex."


Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.


Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally
recovered.


Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly
and shot it.


He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned
round to find a giant polar bear standing there.


The polar bear said, "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting,
do you?