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One day little Joe askes his Dad "Can I have a bike?"
Dad says, " look son, we've got an £80,000 mortgage and your Mum just lost her job, so sorry No"
The next morning Joe comes downstairs with a suitcase.
Dad asks "where do you think your off to son?"
Joe says, " I'm leaving home! I walked past yours and Mum's room last night and I heard you say 'I'm pulling out' and Mum said 'wait I'm coming' so you needn't think you're both buggering off and leaving me with a £80,000 mortgage and not even a blumin bike!!!!"
Dad says, " look son, we've got an £80,000 mortgage and your Mum just lost her job, so sorry No"
The next morning Joe comes downstairs with a suitcase.
Dad asks "where do you think your off to son?"
Joe says, " I'm leaving home! I walked past yours and Mum's room last night and I heard you say 'I'm pulling out' and Mum said 'wait I'm coming' so you needn't think you're both buggering off and leaving me with a £80,000 mortgage and not even a blumin bike!!!!"