A bloke is lying underneath his Surf working on it and a drunk comes staggering down the road.
"Wassamarra?" Says the drunk.
"Piston broke" The Surf owner informs him.
"So am I." Says the drunk, "Good innit!"
"Wassamarra?" Says the drunk.
"Piston broke" The Surf owner informs him.
"So am I." Says the drunk, "Good innit!"