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    Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...

    Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    C: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

    SK: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

    C: Hamburger Relish?

    SK: Cancer scare

    C: Sausage and Mash?

    SK: Cancer scare

    C: Cottage Pie?

    SK: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

    C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

    SK: Yup.

    C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

    SK: No bother. £4.75 please.

    C: Thanks
    [COLOR=Red][FONT=Century Gothic]the unexamined life is not worth living...[/FONT][/COLOR]
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