Guinness Book of World Records

[andy]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the
world."

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the
smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and said, "Who
the f*ck is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Is it true that the Queen is not attending the wedding in case Philip asks why their son is marrying one of Princess Anne's cart horses ?


Trev

PS good job we don't live in France or I will be

[Chillitt]

i thought it was because of a prior engagement...

[Ste00]

prior engagment? thought they werent bothered he was married b4...

(sorry couldnt risist that one...)

[andy]

Another.

[Andy Dawson]

Camlila is said to be thrilled that the Queen is to pay for the Party, however she is not so sure about her offer of a hen party in France with her own driver....