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A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering
sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.
Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice
answers and asks if she can be of assistance.
The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary work, a little
doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a pearl necklace. What
do you think?"
The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like to
press 9 first to get an outside line.
sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.
Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice
answers and asks if she can be of assistance.
The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary work, a little
doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a pearl necklace. What
do you think?"
The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like to
press 9 first to get an outside line.
