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> The new Liverpool manager sends scouts out around the world looking for a
> new striker to replace Michael Owen and hopefully win Liverpool the title.
>
>
>
> One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will
> turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to
> watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to
> Anfield. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20
> minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he
> goes.
>
>
>
> The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
> Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted
> and
> the media love the new star.
>
>
>
> When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about
> his
> first day in English football.
>
>
>
> Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were
> 4-0
> down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media,
> they all love me."
>
>
>
> "Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got
> shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your
> brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time."
>
>
>
> The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."
>
>
>
> "Sorry?!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in the
> first
> place!"
> new striker to replace Michael Owen and hopefully win Liverpool the title.
>
>
>
> One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will
> turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to
> watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to
> Anfield. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20
> minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he
> goes.
>
>
>
> The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
> Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted
> and
> the media love the new star.
>
>
>
> When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about
> his
> first day in English football.
>
>
>
> Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were
> 4-0
> down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media,
> they all love me."
>
>
>
> "Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got
> shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your
> brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time."
>
>
>
> The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."
>
>
>
> "Sorry?!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in the
> first
> place!"
