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Sadly, all men are created equal.
Never do housework: No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So many men... so many reasons not to sleep with them.
Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be let out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well... they never mature anyway.
A man who can dress himself without looking gay is unquestionably gay
Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Women don't make fools of men... most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that he is too old to do it.
The children of Israel wondered around the desert for 40 years. Even then men wouldn't ask for directions.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night".
Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.
If he asks you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practising.
When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be... You do look familiar."
Never do housework: No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So many men... so many reasons not to sleep with them.
Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be let out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well... they never mature anyway.
A man who can dress himself without looking gay is unquestionably gay
Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Women don't make fools of men... most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that he is too old to do it.
The children of Israel wondered around the desert for 40 years. Even then men wouldn't ask for directions.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night".
Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.
If he asks you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practising.
When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be... You do look familiar."